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Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts 08/28/2008 04:45 PM |
![]() These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don't tell me this isn't Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I'm convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I'll make eye contact - sort of. Photos: Splash News
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Suge Knight arrested for assaulting girlfriend with a knife 08/28/2008 04:00 PM |
Suge Knight was arrested yesterday morning after police caught him beating his girlfriend in a parking lot. Suge was holding a knife at the time and was also in possession of Ecstasy and hydrocodone when officers arrived. The AP reports:
"A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot, police get there fast, they see him beating her. It's a good solid case," said Las Vegas police Lt. Chris Carroll.I see: Suge Knight can beat up his girlfriend but pisses himself at the sight of a Taser. Pfft! What a pussy. I'm getting hung upside down from a balcony, aren't I? Neat. Photo: Splash News
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Elisabetta Gregoraci in a bikini 08/27/2008 11:30 PM |
![]() Elisabetta Gregoraci continues her summer of digging gold in a bikini. There's just something about Itailan Wonderbra models. Once you've seen one, you've seen not nearly enough and want to continually stare at her while praying to the Internet gods she'll jump out of your screen. Sure, to do sexy stuff, but would it kill her to make a sandwich? UPDATE: It did. Whoops! Gonna need a shower curtain. Italians are a calm, understanding people with a distaste for revenge, right? Okay, good. Photos: Splash News
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Eva Longoria's old lingerie photos come back to haunt her/my pants 08/27/2008 10:00 PM |
![]() Eva Longoria used to be a lingerie model before hitting it big on Desperate Housewives. These shots are from 2001, and I want to know who the hell told her to keep pursuing acting? Eva could've been cranking more of these pics out or, God willing, done porn. This is exactly why I never tell people to follow their dreams. Unless you're G4's Olivia Munn and your dream is to cover me in chocolate sauce. In which case, reach for the stars! Photos: Daily Mail
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Tara Reid truly has a keen eye for fashion 08/27/2008 09:15 PM |
![]() Tara Reid showed off some more of her clothing line Mantra at the second day of When I Move You Move Fashion Show in Vegas. I guess her line consists solely of a long piece of rope. Considering the source, honestly, I'm impressed. "Yeah, you see, it's just like a rope that I tie around my head so I don't get puke and stuff in my hair while I'm in some dude's hot tub. But he still has to pay me. He still has to pay me. I am worth it! *HORF* Ha ha! That's where that condom went..." Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Matthew McConaughey's mom is goddamn insane 08/27/2008 08:30 PM |
?On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,? Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. ?But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn?t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!?Awesome. So, Matthew McConaughey's dad's final moments were spent having Viagra-induced old people sex followed by EMTs staring at his naked cock. Oh yeah, sign me up for that. Here I was going to die young in a bank vault full of strippers and go-karts. Clearly, I have no idea how to live. I forgot the part where people look at my old dead nuts. So stupid.... Photo: Splash News
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DeAnna Pappas apparently wears a bikini 24/7 08/27/2008 06:15 PM |
![]() Is it me or is The Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas always wearing a bikini? Some might call this trashy, but if you take note, ladies, she's engaged. Now, I'm not suggesting the two are related - except I am and no one likes a spinster. So, house full of cats, or walking around in a bikini? While you think that one over, I'll be on the roof with a lawn chair and binoculars to, um, watch birds. Yeah, what I just said. Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Kate Hudson sued for stealing idea to make hair products out of volcanos (Whoa!) 08/27/2008 05:30 PM |
![]() Kate Hudson and celebrity stylist David Babaii are being sued for allegedly stealing an idea to make hair products using volcanic ash. Dammit, ash? I thought they were sticking people's heads in volcanoes. I hate this story. Reuters reports: In the lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, 220 Laboratories said it entered into an "oral contract" with Babaii to develop and manufacture hair care products in 2006. The idea for the product was to use volcanic ash from the Vanuatu Islands of the South Pacific.Someone needs to tell Kate Hudson that wearing a lab coat and accidentally knocking things into a bowl with a clipboard while asking "Breasts aren't important, right?" does not make her a developer. Neither does using a Bunsen burner to light your cigarette and sticking a rubber glove over your entire face like that old Howie Mandel gag. But good effort. Photos: Splash News
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Britney Spears not scheduled to terrorize this year's VMAs 08/27/2008 04:45 PM |
![]() Great news, everybody: Britney Spears will not be performing at this year's VMAs. HURRAY! Her manager Larry Rudolph wants everyone to know Britney is very serious about her album and won't be reprising her now infamous Jiggly Girl dance, according to the AP: "Contrary to media reports, Britney was never slated to perform on this year's VMAs," Larry Rudolph, Spears' manager at Jive Records, said in a statement. "She's in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus remains on the studio."Anyone get the feeling this "new and improved" Britney Spears has no fucking clue what's going on around her? Yeah, she's made some groundbreaking changes (See: wearing a bra.), but the look on Britney's face tells me she has the wherewithal of a ham sandwich. I mean, you could probably light one of her kids on fire, and she wouldn't even bat an eye. Then again, I basically just described anytime Britney makes PB&J. Bad example. Photos: INFdaily.com
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Nicollette Sheridan & Michael Bolton call off engagement 08/27/2008 04:00 PM |
![]() Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are no longer getting married, E! News reports: They "have amicably ended their engagement," Sheridan's rep said in a statement Tuesday. "They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter."Hey, life sucks then you die. What I'm more concerned with is how the hell is Nicollette Sheridan's nipples practically visible through a sweat suit? Those things are fucking bionic. Someone get this chick in the ring with Jennifer Aniston and crank up the A/C. There can be only one! Photos: Flynet
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